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Now we all know about Pokemon and Digimon, but just when you thought that these Japanese micro monsters had gone for good, along comes...


Hunting in the dark jungles of Staines, we discovered a new Pokeymon. If you have any ideas for Pokeymon or pictures that you would like published then e-mail then to Dr.Dudd by clicking here.

LOOK BELOW FOR THE FIRST EPISODE IN A BRAND NEW POKEYMON STORY...


 GRANNYMON

Strength: * * * * *
Attack: Huge sloppy kisses.
Defense: Foul smelling perfume.
Can be defeated by: LOUD-MUSIC-MON

Idea courtesy of Gaynor and Justin
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PICK'N'CHEW

Strength: LOADS
Attack: Eats opponent and chews them up.
Defense: Fast runner on 'chicken' legs.
Can be defeated by: POOMON (PICK'N'CHEW would never eat a POOMON)
HOMEYWORK

Strength: * * * *
Attack: None.
Defense: Makes other Pokeymon run away. Excellent defender when used with other strong attack Pokeymon.
Can be defeated by: GRANNYMON who have no fear of HOMEYWORK.
GUFFMON

Strength: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Evolved form of POOMON.
Attack: Foul smelling stench.
Defense: Its just a smell, so it can't be attacked.
Can be defeated by: SMELL-EATER.
POOMON

Strength: * * * * * *
Attack: Foul smelling stench.
Defense: Pokeymons do not want to go near it.
Can be defeated by: GRANNYMON when equipped with deadly "FACE CLOTH" weapon.
D.I.Y.MON

Strength: * * * *
Evolved form of SHOESHOPMON.
Attack: Pulls victim inside and bores them to death in the white paint department.
Defense: Other Pokeymon will avoid going near it.
Can be defeated by: Any other Pokeymon on a Sunday or Bank Holiday.

The Greatest Pokeymon Trainer
EPISODE 1 - CAPTURE

Mr. and Mrs. Ketchup had a son called Ash, who had a problem with wind. Ash was a lazy boy who didn't know what he wanted to do in his life. One day his grandfather gave him a Pokeyball, and explained that he could be a world famous Pokeymon trainer by catching and training Pokeymon, then entering them in competitions to win Pokeymon badges.

One day Ash was out walking in the woods, when a creature jumped out in front of him. He recognised this as a Pokeymon...
...quickly he pulled the Pokeyball from his pocket and pressed the button on it. "FIZZZ, WOW, BANG", the ball opened and the Pokeymon was trapped inside.

Ash pulled out a book, that his Father had given him, from his back pocket and used it to look up the creature. This was a PICK'N'CHEW, a very strong Pokeymon.
Something made Ash suspect that the PICK'N'CHEW did not want to be in the Pokeyball.

Was this the start of Ash's journey to become the world's greatest Pokeymon trainer, or the start of a journey to the local hospital?

Stay tuned for further episodes...