From: Janice Spryhorn-Likely, PA to the Group MD.
To: All Staff Members.
Re: Director's Cheese and Wine Party.
Dear Staff Members,
The Directors of TeleCrumb Ltd., would like to invite you to a Cheese and Wine Party to be held in the foyer of the new offices in Marchmant Lane, on Friday the 6th June at 7:30pm. The purpose of the event is to celebrate the founding of the company and the start of the lease on the new building.
Tickets are available from Agnes Hoopla at a cost of £5 per head. Proceeeds from the event will go towards the advertising campaign for our first product to be launched on August 5th. Any additional proceeds will be used to fund the new reception desk, and possibly even a receptionist. Cheese and Wine will be available as well as a selection from the finger buffet, all at a very reasonable small charge. As a gesture of good will, David Splniter-Foulds, Group MD, has agreed to suspend the coin-op machines to the cloakrooms between 8:00pm and 8:30pm.
At 11:00pm you will be given the opportunity to participate, first hand, in the building of the new company. Please collect your flat-pack desks and chairs from the rear entrance lobby, and remember to bring a cross-head screwdriver, 4mm alan key and a soft mallet. Derek from House Services has a imited number of tools that he can hire to you, and for an additional fee can assist by carrying your packs to your designated office area (Derek will post a scale of charges based on the floor that you are on).
Jeremy Foldfast will be holding a raffle at 10:30pm to decide on the company's fist product to sell. Please send your ideas to him by no later than Wednesday 4th for inclusion. Top prize is a bottle of Champage, with runner up prizes of free passes to the cloakrooms for a month.
Cheeriest regards,
Janice.