To: All Staff Members.

Re: Openings of zee Hamburg Offices.

Gutten morgan staffing persons,

I am liking to be introducing myselfs to you all. I haf been appointed to be in the position of Direktor for the operations of TeleCrumb in the Europe. Over zee past fews of years in time, I have been told zat TeleCrumb is of being a household name in Englande. To be building on that successes, a new European offices has been opening to re-sell TeleCrumb produkts. Myself, und mein team, will be selling of the fabulous TeleCrumb produckts to Deutche houses from June.

If I, or mein team persons, are to be calling of you, please to be assisting as we are all new at zis game, and will need all zee help we can.

If you are in der glorious Germany, please to be visiting us in premises: Hamburg, 1034 Apfelbaumundrhubardstrasse, flat 32a, in der Kitchen. Mein Frau, Olga, is making of fine apfel strudel und is happy to be providing of spanking sessions mit der leder hosen (ohne order aus).

I am understanding that TeleCrumb are producing of a fine range of sexes toys, and we are most anxious to be beginning testing of these in zee new offices.

Loving and warming regards,

Adolf Kilinkerhausenpersonsturmbahnfurherstrossen, Direktor TeleCrumb GMBH
und,
Olga Kilinkerhausenpersonsturmbahnfurherstrossen, Perzonal Adminiztrator.